49ers Fan On the first day of school
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Seahawks fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Seahawks fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' Because I'm not a Seahawks fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Seahawks fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a 49ers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a 49ers fan?' "Because my mom is a 49ers fan, and my dad is 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?' "Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Seahawks fan.'